Tuesday, May 11, 2010

I Was Googling And I Found This!

9 Deadly Words Used By A Women.

#1 Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

#2 Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

#3 Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

#4 Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

#5 Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot
and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3, for the meaning of nothing.)

#6 That’s Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

#7 Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ . that will bring on a ‘whatever’).

#8 Whatever
Is a woman’s way of saying F– YOU!

#9 Don’t worry about it, I got it
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This
will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3.


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9 Deadly Words Used By A Man.

#1 Make
#2 Me
#3 A
#4 Sandwich
#5 Woman
#6 I'm
#7 Playing
#8 On
#9 COD


Don't think it needs explaining at least not to anyone whose worth knowing.

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